Final Survey Dispatch

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Hello, Dear Citizen, and good day to you!

This is a final friendly reminder from B.O.A.R.—your Beloved Overlord Authoritarian Regime—about the Subscriber Survey recently sent to you by electronic mail services.

If you have already completed the survey,

Well Done!

We value your contribution to the ongoing WORK, and have many wonderful rewards of Praise and Kind Thoughts to send you!

If you have not completed the Subscriber Survey, available to all Dear Citizens, well then—please be aware of a possible prize for your cooperation _{insert happy face [😄].}

Three _{insert object of value} [Signed Copies of Highly-Rated BOOK] will be awarded to Good Citizens, chosen with our Ultra-Secure Fair And Random Selection Device!

You may be a Lucky Winner!

To complete the Survey, carefully and securely click or tap the Link provided below. Alternatively, see the original electronic mail containing the survey. Either method will work!

https://tally.so/r/3lMRpN

This is your final reminder, Dear Citizen. Opportunities for possible rewards and prizes will cease on the 17th day of the month, March, of the year 2025.

_{Non-contributors may face severe consequences for non-contributing.}

We value your contribution.

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