Survey Dispatch 2/3
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Hello, Dear Citizen, and good day to you!
This is a friendly reminder from B.O.A.R.—your Beloved Overlord Authoritarian Regime—about the Subscriber Survey recently sent to you by electronic mail services.
If you have already completed the survey,
Well Done!
We value your contribution to the ongoing WORK, and have many wonderful rewards of Praise and Kind Thoughts to send you!
If you have not completed the Subscriber Survey, available to all Dear Citizens, well then—please be aware of a possible prize for your cooperation insert happy face.
Three insert object of value will be awarded to Good Citizens, chosen with our Ultra-Secure Fair And Random Selection Device!
You may be a Lucky Winner!
To complete the Survey, carefully and securely click or tap the Link provided below. Alternatively, see the original electronic mail containing the survey. Either method will work!
You will receive one more reminder, Dear Citizen, and then the Subscriber Survey and all possible rewards and prizes will cease.
Non-contributors may face severe consequences for non-contributing.
We value your contribution.
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