He-man-she-woman-hater no more
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He-man-she-woman-hater no more

Can someone tell me about the application process to become a feminist? I wanna join. Is there a website? Also, I hear people talking about card-carrying feminists, so I wanna make sure I get a card too. Do those come with membership? Thanks for any help.

On a somewhat related note, why is Starbucks making war on heterosexual males? Wendy bought me one of those sexy new ceramic-on-the-inside travel mugs to keep your hot beverage from tasting like plastic (genius), and this is the most masculine one she could find:

P.S. Tea drips out whenever I unscrew the cap, so in addition to expanding their line for a less flowery crowd, they need to keep working on functionality too.

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