Jer: well if the world is really ending as we know it would be good to own some mountain land like Red Dawn.

Nate: if it's in the mountains, it might be the only part of the eastern half of america that does exist. then we'd be like warlords and we could fight people away from our island on jetskis with fishing spears
and we could sail to the vermont islands or the colorado islands

Jeremy: no that's the smokers from WaterWorld

Nate: and make war on their colonies
yes, how awesome would that be? except for the part about chaining their jetskis to the bottom of the ocean which is like forever far down and doesn't make any sense

Jeremy: I just want war paint made of berries and to wear a bear rug with elk horns on my head like a crown is that too much to ask

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