Wendy, singing: I would take a grenade for yaaaaaa. I would get on a plane for yaaaaaa...

Nate: What did you say?

Wendy: I would get on a plane for ya?

Nate: Nope.

Wendy: Yeah. I would get on a plane for yaaaaaa...

Nate: Nope.

Wendy: Oh. I would walk through the rain for yaaaaaa...

Nate: Nope.

Wendy: No?

Nate: All the lyrics in that song are about him dying or being horribly mangled.

Wendy: I would jump in front of a plane for yaaaaaa...

Nate: Nope, no planes in the song.

Wendy: I would get in front of a train for ya?

Nate: Yep, I would jump in front of a train for ya.

Wendy, a few minutes later: I would walk a great dane for yaaaaaa!

Nate: Death or horribly mangled.

Wendy: I would un-clog a drain for yaaaaaa!

Nate: Death or mangled.

Wendy: I would lie in the shade for yaaaaaa!

Nate: Death or manglement.

Wendy: I would relocate to Main for yaaaaaa! I would give up my fame for yaaaaaa! I would get on a plane for yaaaaaa!

Photo by Louis Magnotti.

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